i don’t even care me and sara are perfect.

cutsandscarswillhauntme:

We’re currently having a conversation about whether or not people live in my bum. And like when you poo it’s a landslide and all this WEIRD crap and how during an exam you’d just hear casual murmuring from your bum and you’d have to tell them to be quiet. And then she goes “What if we’re the people living in gods bum? And I think my lungs just burst of laughter.

I went from crying my eyes out for no reason to laughing over whether or not I live in gods bum. What is life.

^ omg :L

Just had the strangest funniest conversation with cutsandscarswillhauntme.tumblr.com

It ranged from:

vegan icecream

wanking to her fb pictures

dead baby placenta cake

a dead baby themed birthday

tattoos

people living up her ass

an how we all are living under one big ass and that when it’s windy that’s just god passing some gas.